10 Tips I Learned at the Mack Wedding

>> Tuesday, November 16, 2010


1. Trust the GPS in the unfamiliar town! Even if it is 2 AM and your hotel is 20 feet away and the GPS is sending you another .5 miles to get there. If you don’t you could end up doing an illegal U Turn at 2 AM on to a one way street, realize your mistake, pull up on the sidewalk and drive on it, blow a kiss to the car that you did all this in front of, realize that car is a really a cop, pull into a different hotel, park, and hide in the bushes for 3 minutes to make sure the cop is gone.

2. Check your zipper before the rehearsal starts

3. 10 Diet Cokes on girl’s night out will almost be enough to help you keep up with the sheer energy of the “blushing” bride.

4. 12 Girls can fit into a Volvo at 1 am, but breath mints and open windows are recommended

5. Chanel lipstick works in a pinch to decorate the happy couple’s getaway car.

6. Elegantly sliding down the banister while holding a glass of Champaign when you are introduced at the reception can end with a lot of laughter and rug burned knees -- April :-)
7. You can easily curb problems of the groomsmen throwing Jordan almonds down the bride's dress if your best man is a precision pitcher with a wicked fastball and access to anything that can substitute for a baseball.

8. Ordering onion rings a sushi place will probably turn out to be a very disappointing choice.

9. Climbing on all the pipes at the rehearsal dinner location may be all fun and games, till you realize you were flashing most of the wedding party while posing for a picture in one.

10. It is wonderful when the wedding is amazing, and the marriage even better! Love you guys!

1 comments:

Anonymous 12:34 PM  

I love it! I also learned you must be careful where you dance. If you don't know the person behind you has a full beer and your dance partner dips you back, you will get beer poured on your head!

-Amanda

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