My Weird Father In Law

A while ago I posted about my weird mother in law. This post will be dedicated to my weird father in law and the weirdness of his food choices.

For instance he loves:

Smoked Minnows

Chicken Livers

Pig's Feet


Grits

And Banquet Sweet and Sour Chicken

And HATES:

Bow Tie Pasta because he says he feels like he is eating real butterflies.

Now, I am not saying that the things he loves may not have their place and that I think they are gross, I am just saying that it is weird of him to like them, but not the lower list. Hmmm....

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Am I Completely Crazy?

So, every time someone throws their cigarette ashes/butts out their car window while driving...and then I drive over them, I imagine that my car might explode. Am I the only one?

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Exactly How Blasphemous is this?

For the past week I have been working on one server. It is a very important server, and no matter what I do, it will not work they way it is supposed to work. It either works half way, or not at all. I have spent hours building, rebuilding, configuring, and learning command line Linux scripting. Today (before lunch so I may have been slightly impaired from hunger), my boss came in to see how it was going.

I commented to him, “Do you by chance have any type of consecrated healing oil?”… to which he responded, “I guess we could try the laying on of hands.”

I then answered back, “Do you think there is a patron saint of VMware we should be asking for help?” He then replied, “Does this server need an exorcism?”

An hour later, and not at all closer to a solution, my boss returned. He suggested, “Perhaps we should sacrifice something to it?” I replied, “So, now we have run the gauntlet and gone pagan?”

Since we were on the same wavelength at this point we both said together, “…Or perhaps we should just call in a suicide bomber!”

It still isn’t working.

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