The Universe Must Hate Me

>> Wednesday, June 03, 2009




I think I have done something terrible, well actually horrible. Last night, while I was talking with my sister in Taiwan, I was also chatting on and off with a friend. Now this friend is a pretty talented and funny guy who also is also dedicated to his life as an amateur triathlete. While chatting with him, he sent a link to a triathlon on July 11, 2009 and told me to do it (I am paraphrasing here). I laughed out loud at the thought, because I have been pretty adamant about not running again (see the Bear Creek Trail story—though this is more of an excuse than a reason these days). I have really no desire to get up at the crack-o-dawn at cock-a-doddle-do hour and swim in freakin cold H2O, bike 14 miles, and then run 3.X miles in what I can only imagine would take me three hours.

ANYHOW, the point was I laughed out loud at the suggestion, and my sister heard me. I told her why I laughed, at which point she proceeded to not only try to talk me into doing it, but telling me I should. After laughing back and forth about it and telling her there was pretty much no way I would be doing it, she wouldn’t give up.

So, I proposed a deal. Without looking at the calendar I told her that if it was on a Saturday and not a Sunday, I would do it. NOW, I knew this was a very very safe deal to make since pretty much every event of this type is held on Sundays. The chance of it being a Saturday event was like .0000000000000001% of .00000000000001%.

You can guess, without looking, what day of the week July 11, 2009 is…Yup, a Saturday.

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Look At Me...I Am Artistic!

>> Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Well, not really, but again, I did this one blog design all by myself! Anyone want me to do one for them some day. I am getting pretty good...for an artistically challenged computer geek. :-)

I did this one too....

http://berhankids.blogspot.com/

Anyone? Anyone? Eh...I didn't think so. :-)

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One Momentus Occasion

>> Sunday, May 10, 2009

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OH the Poor Ozone Layer!

>> Wednesday, May 06, 2009

I don't have the most mechanically gifted husband. So, when the house started to smell like a two stroke engine, I knew something was wrong. This was going on in the backyard. Perhaps one of you will know how to fix it. Don't you just love Spring!

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So much dignaty lost...

I was cruising along on Spike at about 32 mph in the left lane when the car in front of me pulled into the center lane to turn left, revealing a red SUV in front of him that was completely stopped. I was about 10 yards away at that point so I SLAMMED on my breaks. With about 6 feet to go before rear ending the SUV at 20 MPH and what I can only imagine would have been me flying through the air over the top of the SUV, I ditched the scooter in the right lane with out looking. Turns out, there was a huge 16 passenger van there that was luckily paying enough attention that he didn’t hit me, run me over, or kill me. He stopped about 6 inches from me. As I was picking myself up from the pile of scooter and me, I made sure to wave to everyone that I was okay. As I was doing so, my pants fell down…so much for dignity.

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Coming Soon....

>> Friday, May 01, 2009

....the story of how I kept my life, but lost my dignaty.

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She's On to Me

>> Wednesday, April 22, 2009

This morning I caught Maria doing something weird yet again. When she saw me getting ready to take a picture, she got mad and started yelling at me for leaving stuff on the stairs. She used the yelling to distract me while she destroyed all evidence of the weird thing she was doing. I think it shall be harder in the future. :-)

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One more....

>> Monday, April 20, 2009

Right after my last post, I opened another cupboard and found this one too...


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The Fun Continues....or the Madness Never ends?

Today I went to get a box of cereal, this is what I found...




...which made me think of the other two things I found in the last day...

Orange Peels on the top of the office desk.




Orange Peels in the top of Gary's closet.



Yes, Maria strikes again. Aparently orange peels need to be dried before they hit the compost pile. The other reason she says is that they prevent something bad from happening.

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My New Favorite Store

>> Wednesday, April 15, 2009

....it covers my two greatest needs and is a few blocks from my office.


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